i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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