Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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