Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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