just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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