i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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