I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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