Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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