we're blogging at a bar
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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