Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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