found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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