these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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