The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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