Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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