Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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