This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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