Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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