Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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