she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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