Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You can't special order awesome
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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