STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
