sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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