her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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