oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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