It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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