I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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