You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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