paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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