I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sorry about my life...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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