You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
