can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the day after is always just damage control
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
