That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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