Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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