I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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