sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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