she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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