He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
