Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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