She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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