Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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