handjob tips. give me some.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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