Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
