with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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