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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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