Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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