im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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