Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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