I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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