therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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