So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
