He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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