i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
