If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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