So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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