Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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